12-11-2005 08:45

Top 10 funniest Bushisms of all time

Vis - The top ten funniest (and saddest) mistakes, misstatements, bloopers and blunders by president George W. Bush (so far...)

1. "I am here to make an announcement that this Thursday, ticket counters and airplanes will fly out of Ronald Reagan Airport." �??Washington, D.C., Oct. 3, 2001

2. "Too many good docs are getting out of the business. Too many OB-GYNs aren't able to practice their love with women all across this country." �??Poplar Bluff, Mo., Sept. 6, 2004

3. "Our enemies are innovative and resourceful, and so are we. They never stop thinking about new ways to harm our country and our people, and neither do we." �??Washington, D.C., Aug. 5, 2004

4. "There's no doubt in my mind that we should allow the world worst leaders to hold America hostage, to threaten our peace, to threaten our friends and allies with the world's worst weapons." �??South Bend, Indiana, Sept. 5, 2002.

5. "There's an old...saying in Tennessee...I know it's in Texas, probably in Tennessee that says Fool me once...(3 second pause)... Shame on...(4 second pause)...Shame on you....(6 second pause)...Fool me...Can't get fooled again." �??Nashville, Tennessee, Sept. 17, 2002.

6. "See, free nations are peaceful nations. Free nations don't attack each other. Free nations don't develop weapons of mass destruction." �??Milwaukee, Wis., Oct. 3, 2003

7. "The ambassador and the general were briefing me on the -- the vast majority of Iraqis want to live in a peaceful, free world. And we will find these people and we will bring them to justice." �??Washington, D.C., Oct. 27, 2003.

8 "I'm looking forward to a good night's sleep on the soil of a friend." �??on visiting Denmark, Washington D.C., June 29, 2005

9. "Wow! Brazil is big." after being shown a map of Brazil by Brazilian president Luiz Inacio Lula da Silva, Brasilia, Brazil, Nov. 6, 2005

10. A TIE BETWEEN:
"Rarely is the question asked, 'Is our children learning'?"
�??Florence, S.C. Jan 11 2000
"The illiteracy level of our children are appalling." �??Washington, D.C., Jan. 23, 2004

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DIT VINDEN JULLIE ERVAN

Ahhh "bushism", another word invented by these 'psuedo-intelectuals' (AKA EMO fags). Just throw "-ism" after a word and suddenly you sound smart. Really, how lame is this? Jaggle is going downhill really with all the shitty anti-Bush posts. It's getting old, and it's quite un-origional. Just stop with this bullshit please and start posting some content that's worth looking at.

Dick, 12-11-2005 om 15:49

Ah, the angry republican.

http://www.rageagainstheright.com/becomerepublican

By the way, it's refreshing to know that even though this country was idiotic enough to vote Bush back in, his approval ratings are down in the 30's. And over 2/3 of americans think Bush is dishonest (AP-Ipsos poll last week). So Jaggle is just doing what it should be doing - portraying the truth. Bush is in the throes of early-onset senile dementia, according to many doctors who observed his actions now compared with ten years ago. This is the likely cause of these Bush-isms you claim were caused by "emo fags" - even though they were started, originally, by the New York Times during Bush's first election run as a humorous editorial. Crawl back in your cave, idiot.

Junkie, 12-11-2005 om 16:38

Old and un-original or not, Bush is a retard.

Uncle Deercamp, 12-11-2005 om 19:04

Junkie, first of all, you can blow me bitch. Keep your shitty insults to yourself, i heard them all by now because shitty tv channers, radio stations, magazines and pop stars yell them around all the time. I'm not a republican either. I just have an opinion, instead of getting off by listen to Green Day and other shitty punk bands who spew bullshit to sell records to jackasses like yourself. The name of the website you posted (i'm not even bothering wasting my time going there) says enough. "RAGE!1!1 Oooooh, i'm so mad. BUSH SUX! 1! FEAR MEE!1!11!!. Your a dumbass, and even too stupid to realize it yourself. I never said that these mistakes are caused by EMO fags, that's what you make of it. Another thing dumbass shits like you are

Dick, 13-11-2005 om 02:12

... good at. Putting words in other people's mouths. So eat shit and die fag cause the world doesn't need dumbass shit kids like you.

Dick, 13-11-2005 om 02:13

Me thinks Dick's a troll.

CE, 13-11-2005 om 03:17

Dave if you don't like Jaggle, then leave.

But to expect the world to pretend Bush is OK and there is nothing wrong just is so your feelings aren't hurt is... pussy-ism.

Buck, 13-11-2005 om 05:40

There are plenty enough anti bush/ US sites around. Jaggle doesn't need to turn into one.

another one, 13-11-2005 om 09:43

I think it's the job of jaggle to show every BUllSHits happening everywhere in the world. Even if bullcraps come from the President of the USA's mouth.

Freedom fries, 13-11-2005 om 12:30

come on! why would Jaggle be turning into an anti-bush site just because they show us mistakes made by Bush? stop being so oversensitive, just enjoy the freedom to criticize your leaders.

Flagg, 13-11-2005 om 12:32

Oh, I forgot. Dick, I'm deeply sad for you. It's not simple to assume a country like that, poor child. Carry on! I guess someday, USA will be rule by a responsible person. And maybe, this day, the whole world will stop hating you.

Freedom fries, 13-11-2005 om 12:39

Hi again, Dick. It's me, Junkie.
Just wanted to let you know how refreshing it is to have a highbrow debate with someone of opposing political beliefs, instead of the insult-hurling stuff you see on 24/7 news channels. You know, the type of argument that is no longer about what the person is saying, but rather insulting the person saying it.
If that's the best you can do, guessing at my musical tastes and insulting my intelligence while ignoring everything I said, then you really aren't informed enough to have an opinion about politics one way or the other. Too bad that you still want to let the world know your opinion anyway. It's fine to feel that Bush is great, but shouldn't you find a reason to feel that way before you go...

Junkie, 13-11-2005 om 16:56

...go around telling everyone how right you are and how stupid everyone else is? For example, if you had a lot of stock in oil companies, you'd have a reason to think Bush is great. If you're anti-abortion. Or a bunch of things. I feel differently, that the war is creating a new generation of terrorists instead of stopping them. That the oil corps are costing the common man (me) more than what is justifiable. That creationism is just another lie of orgaized religion, designed to control us. That Bush and his cadre relased Valerie Plame's name intentionally, and that it probably caused the deaths of brave undercover CIA agents overseas when the company they "worked" for was revealed as a CIA-front operation. But that's just me...

Junkie, 13-11-2005 om 17:01

So, Dick, let me conclude in a way you'll better understand than all of this 'logic' that I've been throwing your way: unless you can find a reason for your opinions, you just look dumb. I honestly feel sorry for you, though. If I had to live whatever life you're in the middle of, filled with such rank stupidity and ignorance, I think I'd have as much trouble as you with forming coherent thought. Enjoy!

Junkie, 13-11-2005 om 17:06

Dick and Jinkie, get a room.

Marko, 14-11-2005 om 05:11

Dick, you wear your name with pride! You go, dick!

Leo, 14-11-2005 om 12:30

YEAH! if we didnt attack iraq then spet 11 never would of happened! we are creating many terrorists now! YEAH!

bushism, 15-11-2005 om 03:50

Junkie...No way in the world I could have put it better. Well said.
Hero-ism....hmmm that has a ring to it.

Junkie's my hero-ism, 15-11-2005 om 20:42

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